Monday, February 24, 2014

Alison is the chief film


Year: 2010 / Country: Canada / Director: Eli Craig [Feedback] watching lousy movies, you need to reconcile what optimistic piece, it was decided this evaluation is not bad movie. In fact, some similar to the film, and "Blood Red Riding Hood" style, the former deliberately kill mad slices background spoof, satire generally take tablets to kill mad ills; latter is based on the contents of the packaging subversion of fairy tale, in fact, just a bitches hybrid Party (less bitch rotten piece). To be honest, the film's humor, unexpected white rot my appetite, I do not know my humor is high or low? Like a lot of people like "Zombieland", I think it is completely laugh, really strange. The plot is said that one pair of buddies Tucker [Tucker] and Dell [Dale] work in the forest, but it looks more rugged because they have been a group of college students as the holiday travel serial killer. When one university student Alison [Allison] Dell accidentally drowning was rescued when college students also mistakenly thought Dell was towed to a forest cabin should kill Alison, misunderstanding at this point it began to expand, However, Tucker and Dale just want to know why these brain damage college students have to relinquish them to death?
Tucker and Dale looks looks no more scary, right? They really bad ... I would like to say to the original low-key title translation is "hillbilly bloody brain damage," the horse more pertinent in this title, but I really do not see what the devil, only a lot of brain damage occurs students Bale. The beginning of the murder scene had taken the two men sneaked into the team went in a female reporter was just stick knockout, people are being shot hit badly beaten lying on the floor, the killer had left cheek with severe burns, he After picking up the camera exposed lewd smile, I thought what the next big deal will happen, it will only put the camera just thrown aside, really do not know what he was laughing in the end three small? culinary schools in chicago Early group of college debut show to the audience to see their paranoia disorder, culinary schools in chicago obviously his car was so slow over the back of the car, it is normal to overtake culinary schools in chicago each other have nothing to look great, right? But because Dell relatively fat and leave a big beard, facial expressions are relatively culinary schools in chicago dull (like staring at each vent ...) relationship, leading to a relatively large car who milk the ugly sister to suspect that they are perverted Dell really is crazy, Then I saw you chest so pretty, is not it also possible suspect your milk is false? Black girl beside suddenly felt wrong, panicked, said: "!!! Hey guys we forgot culinary schools in chicago the beer" at this time is really wailing cries, these college students culinary schools in chicago because there is no brain damage beer collapsed.
Alison is the chief film's positive sister, also a small number of normal subjects (although most of the time in sleeping). College students to the grocery store to buy beer, Dell again to vent state staring at our heroine Alison, culinary schools in chicago usually culinary schools in chicago horror film will take it stopped here, unlike the film will shoot honest and good follow-up that looks like Dell . Out to the car, Dell biting brine eggs still staring Alison, but also for it! After all, the other female students all look very good, so Alison is the first choice of course, under the instigation of buddies Tucker, he really has guts accosted Unfortunately, Dell's mouth is inherently relatively slow type, Nothing doing there clutching his sickle over it? Watching the stuttering giggle and sickle fat beard, I guess I really do not think this scene to escort it. Feeling of watching too many horror Chad [Chad] immediately jumped out to escorting, would like a boxing fight to push back the Dell, from here you can perceive a male college student who is a neuropathy. Why two people in the car to discuss the sister book fails, Dell will blame themselves and speak like a lump of stuttering, while Tucker is the key point of self-esteem, this time behind a police caught up, Tucker Under the hands of God, so that suddenly fell down beer, Dell to help pick up the card at the time was head of the lower body near Tucker, the result is hard to pull out the Dell him into a bare upper body, though police interrogations culinary schools in chicago have nothing to focus on, but this old terrier humor still makes me laugh out. We can at least know their destination Tucker that he just spent lots of money to buy a vacation cabins, the location of the lake in the forest, so they buy appliances are in use here, they went to the house feel the joy of a dream come true, I would think this room is between fierce house is really ...
Chad nose is very pretty, is entirely culinary schools in chicago a neuropathy right. Forests play another college students camping together Dazui guns, Chad rushing to talk about the massacre of twenty years ago, that was the object of the Holocaust but also by a group of university students, when only one person escaped successfully, And now all the bodies culinary schools in chicago are buried at their feet, and everyone listening dumbfounded, just listen to me how guns are like mouth only thing! After one of the guys behind the discovery culinary schools in chicago of the lake, they are ready to play at night, but they also intend Tucker night fishing in the lake at night ... the night Alison Blanchard brain damage culinary schools in chicago in the car was scared, culinary schools in chicago scared I did not expect this guy is perfect also eat tofu, according to what he really hoped the mirror, as the actor himself would make sense, right? Of course, if it is "Blood culinary schools in chicago Red Riding Hood" This anthomaniac piece, he became the actor's personality, there is great strength, but unfortunately still looks to be fire a gun, so the film he did not fire a gun accident is also Alison. Misunderstanding will snowball, they just want to Tucker Yediao it, but accidentally scared side wanted to swim Alison, a careless and fell into the lake, kindly culinary schools in chicago Dell jumped in to save her, and finally the Alison unconscious in the lake boat trailers, curtain look at this brain damage in the eyes of college students, they will be directly identified as Alison after knockout drag boat, ready to do more cruel thing, so this group of brain damage scared ashore quickly fled. Tucker they encounter this situation had to Alison back to cabins in the morning when Alison woke up beside no left eye was immediately scared dog, Dell then took scones happy came in, the result would scream Alison, Dell also natural to stay that Alison is because they do not like scones before barking, scared back to the kitchen to make other foods, is really funny.
Horse I waited so long, just to see this scene Yeah! But soon came the Dell again with another meal, after his clumsy explanations, Alison finally understand the beard in front of a good man. However, several students apparently also caught the other end up in the brain, which was proposed first alarm fishes, but they forgot to Chad is crazy, he just want to become a hero like crazy, so although put a person go to the police to help, Others still have to follow the lead of idiots, and soon they came to the front cabin. At the moment, after Dell and Alison misunderstanding vanish, being happy playing trivia board game, outside of college students are tackling the actual situation to decide who mora ... and a good brother to sister looked so cool only the hardy Tucker sawing wood, sawing did not expect to go before we know there is a honeycomb inside had to see him run around waving a chainsaw (feeling satire "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"), college students rushing to see Tucker wielding culinary schools in chicago a chainsaw and of course a coax scattered, but just to be at the head of mora lose Tucker who just play the race, and went to hit the tip of his own wood, and thus killed on the spot, brain damage even college students really are birds die ...
Finally there is a seductive picture you can see, there are two of you need to expose this expression it? Bee sting to the immense Tucker awkward back cabin, and listened to his description Houailisen students want to go clear, but Dell insisted she get more rest, let them go like her classmates , this is more of the following things culinary schools in chicago only. College students saw the first dead, we are scared to panic, only to take up arms against Chad advocate, said what survival of the fittest truths, although others suspect his mind is not burned out, but apparently brains were burned almost everyone. Tucker and Dale finally walked around, a group of college students and playing hide NAO, who had just said to survival of the fittest? Really shit. How shouting culinary schools in chicago did not respond, Dell had to pick up the ax on wood lettering message to Alison students see, and he carved these words: "We caught you friends" group of brain damage after college students see the message again dumbfounded, it seems mistaken snowball is a snowball. I do not understand why the Chad orders down, others will go on as he meant to do? Are these students have no ability to think independently yet? The back cabin outside observation, but also suspected to be self-defeating Alison Dale forcing ability culinary schools in chicago of this brain supplement is really culinary schools in chicago well suited for the villagers it! Dell took a sharp wooden want to kill the students, but was stabbed to death his sharp wood, and would like to advance another college Tucker chipper machine, it is chic to jump into his own suicide (push people to push people, which guy actually pushing people with diving posture?). This knot is even greater under certain distance, the one that the other side is a killer, while the other party is suspected suicide club members, but also that they not only want to commit suicide, but also tried to kill them both and Alison had accomplices, and that At the moment a better culinary schools in chicago understanding of the fact that the actress Alison it? Just flurry Dell accidentally knocked out ... the remaining students to hear the sound of a police car, the original culinary schools in chicago front looking for reinforcements to say who really found it, I thought he would go home, said direct drive, I did not expect college students there who have so much loyalty, be rare. Everyone culinary schools in chicago on the train bound for cabins go immediately, while Chad is haunted by heroism, but also eager for a person with the past alone, and the other head Tucker and Dale who want to get rid of just dashing into the wood chipper college student, really easy to pull out only part of his abdomen below, in the two dragged the bodies to Huishimieji when police arrived on the scene ... here first explain why they have to deal with dead bodies, because who would believe these Even if a person wanted to commit suicide, but also so people went to the site to engage culinary schools in chicago in active together? These words tell anybody take it no one will believe, and now also the case. Police keep them both off negotiations, college students think there is no way to stop, so Tucker say these students are to carry out his suicide, he and Dale are innocent, but the present situation is too bad, say these

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